Wednesday, December 30, 2009
Sunday, December 27, 2009
Story of an innocent creature
Story of an unlucky man
Once there was a beautiful girl (Andhra) who stays with her cousin’s place for her education.
Though she is pretty, unfortunately she didn’t get a good heart; she had a bad temper and fought with her cousins (Madras) and come back to her own place.
She had a brother (Rayalaseema) who is short tempered, proud and stubborn.
Parents (political leaders) thought this is the right time to get her marry, after there search they found a boy (Telangana), who is not handsome but hardworking nature. the reason for choosing this guy is that he has some money(Excess money in hyderabd state budget and kings valuable things) and he is innocent and both are of same caste(same language-Telugu)
After married the true nature of this woman came out (suppressed the boy). She started torturing this guy along with her brother.
As this guy doesn’t have other option he has adjusted himself for years and years.
Very rare only he used to get good food and bed :-)
He fed up with her wife and brother-in-law and still baring the nuisance created by them (Obulapuram mines,human rights violation etc)
He has neighbors (Eenadu, Vaarttha, Sakshi,Andhra bhoomi etc) most of them knows about this couple, shown sympathy towards this guy. He vexed up like anything and asked for divorce (separate state) to his relatives (All political parties). Everybody understood the situation and said ok for that but wait for the right time.
This guy keep on asking for divorce, lady never cares and she said if all my relatives agreed she will be ok with the divorce. one day he tried to commit suicide(KCR). Then the relatives thought ok lets give divorce to him.
Now this lady started another game like she is conceived. She has twins in her womb (jagan and Rajagopal). Whats my future if I get divorce??????????
This story going on……………………………………………….
Once there was a beautiful girl (Andhra) who stays with her cousin’s place for her education.
Though she is pretty, unfortunately she didn’t get a good heart; she had a bad temper and fought with her cousins (Madras) and come back to her own place.
She had a brother (Rayalaseema) who is short tempered, proud and stubborn.
Parents (political leaders) thought this is the right time to get her marry, after there search they found a boy (Telangana), who is not handsome but hardworking nature. the reason for choosing this guy is that he has some money(Excess money in hyderabd state budget and kings valuable things) and he is innocent and both are of same caste(same language-Telugu)
After married the true nature of this woman came out (suppressed the boy). She started torturing this guy along with her brother.
As this guy doesn’t have other option he has adjusted himself for years and years.
Very rare only he used to get good food and bed :-)
He fed up with her wife and brother-in-law and still baring the nuisance created by them (Obulapuram mines,human rights violation etc)
He has neighbors (Eenadu, Vaarttha, Sakshi,Andhra bhoomi etc) most of them knows about this couple, shown sympathy towards this guy. He vexed up like anything and asked for divorce (separate state) to his relatives (All political parties). Everybody understood the situation and said ok for that but wait for the right time.
This guy keep on asking for divorce, lady never cares and she said if all my relatives agreed she will be ok with the divorce. one day he tried to commit suicide(KCR). Then the relatives thought ok lets give divorce to him.
Now this lady started another game like she is conceived. She has twins in her womb (jagan and Rajagopal). Whats my future if I get divorce??????????
This story going on……………………………………………….
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
Thursday, December 10, 2009
In 2012 Airtel customer care response.... :-)
One fine morning in 2011:
One guy called Airtel customer care
Tring tring….tring tring….
IVRS enabled. Our IVRS setting are changed to serve you better.please listen to all the options before selecting…
Press 1 for English
Hindhi ke liye tho dabayiye
Telugu Andhra kosam 3 nokkagalaru
Telugu Rayalaseema kosaram 4 dobbhu
Telugu Telangana kosam 5 nokkundri
User pressed 5
Then the conversation goes on like this…..
User: endira bhai, theeni talli GPRS pani jeshaledu na phone la
CC: Em phone ne needi? Ante malla nokia, LG,Samsung gatla shana vuntay
gada,gandukani
User: gatlayithe nadi nokia N sereies
CC: nenu ippude ne phonlaku settings pampisha sudu
User: em settings?emaina karsu ayithada naku?
CC: Pukkadiki emostade manku?
User: Paisalemanna shetlaku gasthunnaya yendi?na dosthu free ga ne ani jeppindu?
CC: Evare mee dosthu?
User: ego matladu, edane vundu
User2: Endabba nasa pedthundavu?
CC: banchan , nuvvu 4 dobbu, rayalaseema CC matladutadu.
User2: Nee banda vada, sare gatlane gani
CC: Endabba nee bada?
User2: Ebbe Setting kanaravtla na phone la
Disussion goes like this……………
Just for fun…..
One guy called Airtel customer care
Tring tring….tring tring….
IVRS enabled. Our IVRS setting are changed to serve you better.please listen to all the options before selecting…
Press 1 for English
Hindhi ke liye tho dabayiye
Telugu Andhra kosam 3 nokkagalaru
Telugu Rayalaseema kosaram 4 dobbhu
Telugu Telangana kosam 5 nokkundri
User pressed 5
Then the conversation goes on like this…..
User: endira bhai, theeni talli GPRS pani jeshaledu na phone la
CC: Em phone ne needi? Ante malla nokia, LG,Samsung gatla shana vuntay
gada,gandukani
User: gatlayithe nadi nokia N sereies
CC: nenu ippude ne phonlaku settings pampisha sudu
User: em settings?emaina karsu ayithada naku?
CC: Pukkadiki emostade manku?
User: Paisalemanna shetlaku gasthunnaya yendi?na dosthu free ga ne ani jeppindu?
CC: Evare mee dosthu?
User: ego matladu, edane vundu
User2: Endabba nasa pedthundavu?
CC: banchan , nuvvu 4 dobbu, rayalaseema CC matladutadu.
User2: Nee banda vada, sare gatlane gani
CC: Endabba nee bada?
User2: Ebbe Setting kanaravtla na phone la
Disussion goes like this……………
Just for fun…..
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