Guys ..........
Never love a Database girl
since she always Wants her husband to be a Unique Key.
Never love a C girl
because she always has a tendency to break things and exit from house.
Never love a C++ girl
since u may encounter some problems in inheritance.
Never love a Java girl
since she always throws Exceptions.
Never love a VB girl
since she may have a Divorce form with her always.
Never Love a UNIX / C girl
as she may always dump u with core
Never love a Pascal girl
as she always scolds u as Rascal.
Never love a COBOL girl
since she may be very good in the division of the family.
Never love a Network girl
since she may be very good at shooting Problems with u
Never love a Testing girl
since she may be very good at ApplyingTestCases on u
"Always trust in those who r near ...............
Because they are the ones who will be dear"
Monday, February 27, 2006
Wednesday, February 15, 2006
Love Letter
A teenage college guy sent a love letter (in Q/A format) to his classmate.
My Dearest Reshma,
Please answer the following questionnaire.
For Options
(a)10 marks,
(b) 5marks and
(c) 3 marks.
1) Whenever you enter the class room, your sight always falls on mebecause:
(a) of love(b) you couldn't control seeing me(c) really ... am I doing it?
2) Whenever professor cracks joke, you laugh and turn and look at mebecause:
(a) you always like to see me smiling(b) you are testing whether I like jokes(c) you are attracted by my smile
3) When you were singing in the class, I entered and immediately youstopped singing because:(a) you are so coy to sing before me(b) my presence influenced you(c) you feared that whether I'll like your song
4) When you were showing your child photo, when I asked for it, youhide it because:(a) you felt ashamed(b) you felt uneasy(c) you don't know
5) During trekking, myself and my friend gave you hand for lifting youand you took only my friend's because:(a) you enjoyed my disappointment(b) you won't feel leaving my hand after grabbing(c) you don't know
6) You were waiting yesterday for bus and didn't get into your bus...(a) you were waiting for me(b) you were dreaming about me and didn't notice the bus(c) that bus was crowded
7) You introduced me to your parents when they came to college because:
(a) I am going to be your groom(b) you just want to know what your parents think about me(c) just you felt like introducing me to them
8) I told that I like girls wearing roses. Next day,you came with a rose onyour head because:
(a) to fulfill my wish(b) you like roses(c) by chance you got a rose
9) On that day, it was my birthday. you too came to temple early at 6:00 AMbecause:(a) you want to pray along with me(b) you want to meet me before any one could meet on my birthday(c) you want to wish me at temple because you are spiritual
If you have scored more than 40, then you are loving me. Don't delay inexpressing it.If you have scored between 30 and 40, love is budding inyour heart and it's getting ready to bloom.If you have scored less than 30, you are in confusion whether to love me or not.
Eagerly awaiting your reply..
with love,
Aakash
Reply*******
Reshma's reply letter was also in Q/A format........
Aakash,Please answer the following Yes/No questionnaire.
1) If somebody sits in the first row, normally people entering theclass,sees them.
(a) Yes(b) No
2) If a girls laughs and looks anyone, is it love?
(a) Yes(b) No
3) While singing, if somebody forgets lines of the songs, will he/she stopsinging or not ?
(a) Yes(b) No
4) I was showing to my friends (who are all girls) my childhood photo.You poked your nose inside..... right
(a) Yes(b) No
5) I avoided to hold your hand during trekking. Couldn't you understandyet?
(a) Yes(b) No
6) Should I not wait for my best friend (Anjali) at the bus stand?
(a) Yes(b) No
7) Shouldn't I introduce you to my parents as a friend?(a) Yes(b) No
8) You have said you also like Lotus, cauliflower, banana's flower. Isit true ?(a) Yes(b) No
9) Oh was that your birthday. That's why I could see you in temple. Icome daily to Temple. Do you know ?
(a) Yes(b) No
If you have answered "Yes" to any of the question, then I am notloving you.
If you have answered "No", then you don't know the meaning of Love.
My Dearest Reshma,
Please answer the following questionnaire.
For Options
(a)10 marks,
(b) 5marks and
(c) 3 marks.
1) Whenever you enter the class room, your sight always falls on mebecause:
(a) of love(b) you couldn't control seeing me(c) really ... am I doing it?
2) Whenever professor cracks joke, you laugh and turn and look at mebecause:
(a) you always like to see me smiling(b) you are testing whether I like jokes(c) you are attracted by my smile
3) When you were singing in the class, I entered and immediately youstopped singing because:(a) you are so coy to sing before me(b) my presence influenced you(c) you feared that whether I'll like your song
4) When you were showing your child photo, when I asked for it, youhide it because:(a) you felt ashamed(b) you felt uneasy(c) you don't know
5) During trekking, myself and my friend gave you hand for lifting youand you took only my friend's because:(a) you enjoyed my disappointment(b) you won't feel leaving my hand after grabbing(c) you don't know
6) You were waiting yesterday for bus and didn't get into your bus...(a) you were waiting for me(b) you were dreaming about me and didn't notice the bus(c) that bus was crowded
7) You introduced me to your parents when they came to college because:
(a) I am going to be your groom(b) you just want to know what your parents think about me(c) just you felt like introducing me to them
8) I told that I like girls wearing roses. Next day,you came with a rose onyour head because:
(a) to fulfill my wish(b) you like roses(c) by chance you got a rose
9) On that day, it was my birthday. you too came to temple early at 6:00 AMbecause:(a) you want to pray along with me(b) you want to meet me before any one could meet on my birthday(c) you want to wish me at temple because you are spiritual
If you have scored more than 40, then you are loving me. Don't delay inexpressing it.If you have scored between 30 and 40, love is budding inyour heart and it's getting ready to bloom.If you have scored less than 30, you are in confusion whether to love me or not.
Eagerly awaiting your reply..
with love,
Aakash
Reply*******
Reshma's reply letter was also in Q/A format........
Aakash,Please answer the following Yes/No questionnaire.
1) If somebody sits in the first row, normally people entering theclass,sees them.
(a) Yes(b) No
2) If a girls laughs and looks anyone, is it love?
(a) Yes(b) No
3) While singing, if somebody forgets lines of the songs, will he/she stopsinging or not ?
(a) Yes(b) No
4) I was showing to my friends (who are all girls) my childhood photo.You poked your nose inside..... right
(a) Yes(b) No
5) I avoided to hold your hand during trekking. Couldn't you understandyet?
(a) Yes(b) No
6) Should I not wait for my best friend (Anjali) at the bus stand?
(a) Yes(b) No
7) Shouldn't I introduce you to my parents as a friend?(a) Yes(b) No
8) You have said you also like Lotus, cauliflower, banana's flower. Isit true ?(a) Yes(b) No
9) Oh was that your birthday. That's why I could see you in temple. Icome daily to Temple. Do you know ?
(a) Yes(b) No
If you have answered "Yes" to any of the question, then I am notloving you.
If you have answered "No", then you don't know the meaning of Love.
Saturday, February 11, 2006
Can you beat this resume...???
RESUME
EDUCATION /Qualification:
Stood first in BA (Hons), Economics, Panjab University, Chandigarh,1952;
Stood first in MA (Economics), Panjab University, Chandigarh, 1954;
Wright's Prize for distinguished performance at St John's College, Cambridge, 1955 and 57;
Wrenbury scholar, University of Cambridge, 1957;
DPhil (Oxford), DLitt (Honoris Causa);
PhD thesis on India's export competitiveness.
OCCUPATION /Teaching Experience:
Professor (Senior lecturer, Economics, 1957 - 1959; reader, Economics, 1959 - 63;
Professor, Economics, Panjab University, Chandigarh, 1963 - 65;
Professor, International Trade, Delhi School of Economics,University of Delhi, 1969 - 71; Honorary professor, Jawaharlal Nehru University, New Delhi, 1976
and Delhi School of Economics, University of Delhi, 1996 and Civil Servant.
Working Experience/ POSITIONS:
1971 - 72: Economic advisor, ministry of foreign trade 1972 - 76: Chief economic advisor, ministry of finance 1976 - 80: Director, Reserve Bank of India;
Director, Industrial Development Bank of India;
Alternate governor for India, Board of governors, Asian Development Bank;
Alternate governor for India, Board of governors, IBRD November 1976 - April 1980: Secretary, ministry of finance (Department of economic affairs);
Member, finance, Atomic Energy Commission;
Member, finance, Space Commission April 1980 - September 15, 1982:
Member-secretary, Planning Commission 1980-83:
Chairman, India Committee of the Indo-Japan joint study committee September 16, 1982 - January 14, 1985:
Governor, Reserve Bank of India 1982 - 85:
Alternate Governor for India, Board of governors, International Monetary Fund 1983 - 84: Member, economic advisory council to the Prime Minister 1985:
President, Indian Economic Association January 15, 1985 - July 31, 1987:
Deputy Chairman, Planning Commission August 1, 1987 - November 10, 1990:
Secretary-general and commissioner, south commission, Geneva December 10, 1990 - March 14, 1991:
Advisor to the Prime Minister on economic affairs March 15, 1991 - June 20, 1991:
Chairman, UGC June 21, 1991 - May 15, 1996:
Union finance minister October 1991:
Elected to Rajya Sabha from Assamon Congress ticket June 1995:
Re-elected to Rajya Sabha1996 onwards:
Member, Consultative Committee for the ministry of finance August 1, 1996 - December 4, 1997:
Chairman, Parliamentary standing committee on commerce March 21, 1998 onwards:
Leader of the Opposition, Rajya Sabha June 5, 1998 onwards:
Member, committee on finance August 13, 1998 onwards:
Member, committee on rules Aug 1998 - 2001:
Member, committee of privileges 2000 onwards: Member, executive committee, Indian parliamentary group June 2001:
Re-elected to Rajya Sabha Aug 2001 onwards: Member, general purposes
committee BOOKS:
India's Export Trends and Prospects for Self-Sustained Growth -Clarendon Press, Oxford University, 1964;
also published a large number of articles in various economic journals.
OTHER ACCOMPLISHMENTS:
Adam Smith Prize, University of Cambridge, 1956 Padma Vibhushan, 1987 Euro money Award, Finance Minister of the Year, 1993;
Asia money Award, Finance Minister of the Year for Asia, 1993 and 1994
INTERNATIONAL ASSIGNMENTS:
1966: Economic Affairs Officer 1966 - 69
Chief, financing for trade section, UNCTAD 1972 - 74:
Deputy for Indiain IMF Committee of Twenty on International Monetary Reform 1977 - 79: Indian delegation to Aid-India Consortium Meetings 1980 - 82:
Indo-Soviet joint planning group meeting 1982:
Indo-Soviet monitoring group meeting 1993:
Commonwealth Heads of Government Meeting Cyprus1993:
Human Rights World Conference, Vienna RECREATION:
Gymkhana Club, New Delhi;
Life Member, IndiaInternational Centre, New Delhi
Name: Dr Manmohan Singh
DOB: September 26, 1932
Place of Birth: Gah (West Punjab)
Father: S. Gurmukh Singh
Mother: Mrs Amrit Kaur
Married on: September 14, 1958
Wife: Mrs Gursharan Kaur
Children: Three daughters
Our Prime Minister seems to be the most qualified PM all over the world.
EDUCATION /Qualification:
Stood first in BA (Hons), Economics, Panjab University, Chandigarh,1952;
Stood first in MA (Economics), Panjab University, Chandigarh, 1954;
Wright's Prize for distinguished performance at St John's College, Cambridge, 1955 and 57;
Wrenbury scholar, University of Cambridge, 1957;
DPhil (Oxford), DLitt (Honoris Causa);
PhD thesis on India's export competitiveness.
OCCUPATION /Teaching Experience:
Professor (Senior lecturer, Economics, 1957 - 1959; reader, Economics, 1959 - 63;
Professor, Economics, Panjab University, Chandigarh, 1963 - 65;
Professor, International Trade, Delhi School of Economics,University of Delhi, 1969 - 71; Honorary professor, Jawaharlal Nehru University, New Delhi, 1976
and Delhi School of Economics, University of Delhi, 1996 and Civil Servant.
Working Experience/ POSITIONS:
1971 - 72: Economic advisor, ministry of foreign trade 1972 - 76: Chief economic advisor, ministry of finance 1976 - 80: Director, Reserve Bank of India;
Director, Industrial Development Bank of India;
Alternate governor for India, Board of governors, Asian Development Bank;
Alternate governor for India, Board of governors, IBRD November 1976 - April 1980: Secretary, ministry of finance (Department of economic affairs);
Member, finance, Atomic Energy Commission;
Member, finance, Space Commission April 1980 - September 15, 1982:
Member-secretary, Planning Commission 1980-83:
Chairman, India Committee of the Indo-Japan joint study committee September 16, 1982 - January 14, 1985:
Governor, Reserve Bank of India 1982 - 85:
Alternate Governor for India, Board of governors, International Monetary Fund 1983 - 84: Member, economic advisory council to the Prime Minister 1985:
President, Indian Economic Association January 15, 1985 - July 31, 1987:
Deputy Chairman, Planning Commission August 1, 1987 - November 10, 1990:
Secretary-general and commissioner, south commission, Geneva December 10, 1990 - March 14, 1991:
Advisor to the Prime Minister on economic affairs March 15, 1991 - June 20, 1991:
Chairman, UGC June 21, 1991 - May 15, 1996:
Union finance minister October 1991:
Elected to Rajya Sabha from Assamon Congress ticket June 1995:
Re-elected to Rajya Sabha1996 onwards:
Member, Consultative Committee for the ministry of finance August 1, 1996 - December 4, 1997:
Chairman, Parliamentary standing committee on commerce March 21, 1998 onwards:
Leader of the Opposition, Rajya Sabha June 5, 1998 onwards:
Member, committee on finance August 13, 1998 onwards:
Member, committee on rules Aug 1998 - 2001:
Member, committee of privileges 2000 onwards: Member, executive committee, Indian parliamentary group June 2001:
Re-elected to Rajya Sabha Aug 2001 onwards: Member, general purposes
committee BOOKS:
India's Export Trends and Prospects for Self-Sustained Growth -Clarendon Press, Oxford University, 1964;
also published a large number of articles in various economic journals.
OTHER ACCOMPLISHMENTS:
Adam Smith Prize, University of Cambridge, 1956 Padma Vibhushan, 1987 Euro money Award, Finance Minister of the Year, 1993;
Asia money Award, Finance Minister of the Year for Asia, 1993 and 1994
INTERNATIONAL ASSIGNMENTS:
1966: Economic Affairs Officer 1966 - 69
Chief, financing for trade section, UNCTAD 1972 - 74:
Deputy for Indiain IMF Committee of Twenty on International Monetary Reform 1977 - 79: Indian delegation to Aid-India Consortium Meetings 1980 - 82:
Indo-Soviet joint planning group meeting 1982:
Indo-Soviet monitoring group meeting 1993:
Commonwealth Heads of Government Meeting Cyprus1993:
Human Rights World Conference, Vienna RECREATION:
Gymkhana Club, New Delhi;
Life Member, IndiaInternational Centre, New Delhi
Name: Dr Manmohan Singh
DOB: September 26, 1932
Place of Birth: Gah (West Punjab)
Father: S. Gurmukh Singh
Mother: Mrs Amrit Kaur
Married on: September 14, 1958
Wife: Mrs Gursharan Kaur
Children: Three daughters
Our Prime Minister seems to be the most qualified PM all over the world.
Wednesday, February 08, 2006
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