don't want India to suffer because of that.

The population of India is 100 crore.
1,00,00,00,000
But 19 crores are retired.
-19,00,00,000

That leaves 81 crores do the work.
81,00,00,000
There are 25 crores in school,
-25,00,00,000

which leaves 56 crores to do the work.
56,00,00,000 Of this there are 22 crores employed by the CentralGovt,

-22,00,00,000
leaving 34 crores to do the work.

34,00,00,0004 crores are in the Armed Forces,
-4,00,00,000

which leaves 30 crores to do the work.
30,00,00,000
Take away from above total the 20 crores people
workfor State Governments(State Government employees officially do not work!)

-20,00,00,000 and
that leaves 10 crores to do the work.

10,00,00,000 Total unemployed are 8 crores
-8,000,00,000and

that leaves 2 crores to do the work.
2,000,00,000
At any given time there are 1.2 crore people inhospitals,
-1,20,00,000

leaving 80 lakhs to do the work.80,00,000
Now, according to Indian Statistical Institute,
thereare 79,99,998 people in prisons throughout thecountry.
-79,99,998
That leaves just 2 people to do the work.......2You and me!!!
And currently YOU are sitting at your computer reading mails n viewing bloggers.

So I am the only person in ourcountry who is working!
And that's why India issurviving!!!

Now, please log out and do your job because, for achange, I want to rest.
don't want India to suffer because of that.

Source: Swathi Reddy

i love you

I Love You !

When U Were Only 5 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U...
U Asked Me: "What Is It?"

When U Were 15 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U....
U Blushed..
U Look Down And Smile..

When U Were 20 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U..
U Put Ur Head On My Shoulder AndHold My Hand.. Afraid That I Might Dissapear..

When U Were 25 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U..U Prepare Breakfast And Serve It InFront Of Me, And Kiss My Forhead NSaid : "U Better Be Quick, Is's Gonna Be Late.."

When U Were 30 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U..U Said: "If U Really Love Me, PleaseCome Back Early After Work.."

When U Were 40 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U..U Were Cleaning The Dining Table AndSaid: "Ok Dear, But It's Time For U To Help Our Child With His/HerRevision.."

When U Were 50 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U..
U Were Knitting And U Laugh At Me..

When U Were 60 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U..
U Smile At Me..

When U Were 70 Yrs Old. I Said I Love U..We Sitting On The Rocking Chair With Our Glasses On.. I'm Reading YourLove Letter That U Sent To Me 50 Yrs Ago..With Our Hand Crossing Together..

When U Were 80 Yrs Old, U Said U Love Me!I Didn't Say Anything But Cried..That Day Must Be The Happiest Day Of My Life! Because U Said U LoveMe!!!
Please Appreciate Your Loved Ones..

Say "I Love You" To Them

courtesy: swathi

Whether Laloo ji got job in Microsoft?

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
You do not meet our requirements.
Please do not send any furthercorrespondence.
No phone call shall be entertained.

Thanks
Bill Gates.

Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply.
He arranged a press conference : "Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan karkhushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai."Everyone was delighted. Laloo prasad continued...... "Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment Letter padkar sunaongaa ?
par letter angreeze mainhai - isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhee karoonga.

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ----- Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya
You do not meet -----aap to miltay hee naheen ho
our requirement ----- humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any furthur correspondance ----- ab Letter vetterbhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.
No phone call ----- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained ----- bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
Thanks ----- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.

Bill Gates. ---- Tohar Bilva.