Happy New Year - 2010

Each moment in a day has its own value.
Morning brings HOPE,
Afternoon brings FAITH,
Evening brings LOVE,
Night brings REST,
Hope you will have all of them everyday.
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2010

Story of an innocent creature

Story of an unlucky man


Once there was a beautiful girl (Andhra) who stays with her cousin’s place for her education.
Though she is pretty, unfortunately she didn’t get a good heart; she had a bad temper and fought with her cousins (Madras) and come back to her own place.

She had a brother (Rayalaseema) who is short tempered, proud and stubborn.

Parents (political leaders) thought this is the right time to get her marry, after there search they found a boy (Telangana), who is not handsome but hardworking nature. the reason for choosing this guy is that he has some money(Excess money in hyderabd state budget and kings valuable things) and he is innocent and both are of same caste(same language-Telugu)


After married the true nature of this woman came out (suppressed the boy). She started torturing this guy along with her brother.

As this guy doesn’t have other option he has adjusted himself for years and years.

Very rare only he used to get good food and bed :-)

He fed up with her wife and brother-in-law and still baring the nuisance created by them (Obulapuram mines,human rights violation etc)

He has neighbors (Eenadu, Vaarttha, Sakshi,Andhra bhoomi etc) most of them knows about this couple, shown sympathy towards this guy. He vexed up like anything and asked for divorce (separate state) to his relatives (All political parties). Everybody understood the situation and said ok for that but wait for the right time.

This guy keep on asking for divorce, lady never cares and she said if all my relatives agreed she will be ok with the divorce. one day he tried to commit suicide(KCR). Then the relatives thought ok lets give divorce to him.

Now this lady started another game like she is conceived. She has twins in her womb (jagan and Rajagopal). Whats my future if I get divorce??????????


This story going on……………………………………………….

Tollywood Avatar-Bavatar :-)

Sirivennela

In 2012 Airtel customer care response.... :-)

One fine morning in 2011:

One guy called Airtel customer care

Tring tring….tring tring….


IVRS enabled. Our IVRS setting are changed to serve you better.please listen to all the options before selecting…


Press 1 for English
Hindhi ke liye tho dabayiye
Telugu Andhra kosam 3 nokkagalaru
Telugu Rayalaseema kosaram 4 dobbhu
Telugu Telangana kosam 5 nokkundri

User pressed 5

Then the conversation goes on like this…..


User: endira bhai, theeni talli GPRS pani jeshaledu na phone la
CC: Em phone ne needi? Ante malla nokia, LG,Samsung gatla shana vuntay
gada,gandukani
User: gatlayithe nadi nokia N sereies
CC: nenu ippude ne phonlaku settings pampisha sudu
User: em settings?emaina karsu ayithada naku?
CC: Pukkadiki emostade manku?
User: Paisalemanna shetlaku gasthunnaya yendi?na dosthu free ga ne ani jeppindu?
CC: Evare mee dosthu?
User: ego matladu, edane vundu

User2: Endabba nasa pedthundavu?
CC: banchan , nuvvu 4 dobbu, rayalaseema CC matladutadu.

User2: Nee banda vada, sare gatlane gani
CC: Endabba nee bada?
User2: Ebbe Setting kanaravtla na phone la

Disussion goes like this……………

Just for fun…..

Paa Vs Baa

Ippudu mana Baa......

చదువరి: ఒబామాకు నోబెలిస్తే మనకెందుకాశ్చర్యం?

చదువరి: ఒబామాకు నోబెలిస్తే మనకెందుకాశ్చర్యం?

Don’t change Kadapa name:

The decision by the Andhra Pradesh Govt to change the Kadapa district name is disgraceful, not acceptable. Kadapa got it's name because of being the "Gadapa" for pilgrims visiting Tirumala. The Temple pilgrims used to (and some still) visit is still there flooded with people on occassions. Much as I/we would like to respect this decision, even Late Dr.Y.S Rajasekhar Reddy would'nt have approved this, to change the name of his beloved district. This is not the way to respect the Late leader from Kadapa.

So please do not change Kadapa's name. Do something else to commemmorate Y S R'a legacy and service towards poor and the farmers etc., like have a much developed airport in Kadapa (thus increasing employment and business in the district) and develop Kadapa more what the Late Leader would have wanted. “Kadapa is a corruption of Gadapa, meaning the place where our feet fall before we reach the Lord’s abode (Tirumala). If you remove Kadapa, this historical significance will be lost”. So, please consider our request.

i am great fan of YSR. people of andhra pradesh never forget his services.some of the decissions he took in his regime are really remarkable.few of them:

His bureaucracy. he put right people at right places.not even a single corrupted person in Cabinet as well as bureaucracy

No scams, no murders in last 6 years.perticularly women are safe,They can go out even in night times.no acid attacks, strong rules. we should appriciate it.

his ministry also, i belive they surely can bring golden days to our AP

His responsibility towars people, MLAs,Opposition and media are marvelous

His respect towards Indian constitution, Courts and temples like Tirumala

his support to former leaders of his own party, the culture he has created is ideal to other states also

he has done lot of good things to andhra people, so please dont change Kadapa name.If required please change the name of Andhra Pradesh or India

please respond:

http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/NoToKadapaNameChange/

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Toll Free Numbers in India

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Automobiles
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That's NOT MY JOB!!!

? "Not My Job"

Could not resist forwarding this one...Let’s we should not be like this. Now this is what we call as “Out of scope”………………. Presenting THIS YEAR'S "Not My Job"AWARD and the winner is INDIAN National Highway Department Painting Division

Source: A P

4th annual e-book fair

4th annual e-book fair is going on www.worldebookfair.com from July 4 to August 4. About 2 million pdf books are available for free down load .This is a very good opportunity to download as many e-Books as you want. After the completion of this fair, the same collection will be available for an annual membership fees of $8.95. So, grab the opportunity!!


Source: N K

Live the "NOW" moment

Significance of wearing saree

I remembered one touching line from a telugu song which was prasing a woman wearing saree

Let me put the line as it is:

" Nuvvu pattu cheera kadithe oh putthadi bomma
aa kattubadiki tarinchenu pattu purugu janma!!! "

Wow.....

All the very best Padma Bhushan Nandan

Infosys proved it again!!!

Though Nandan M. Nilekani is very crucial to their business when the Govt of India needs his service, board members of Infosys has accepted his resignation and showed their responsibility towards country when they need to scarify an impartment recourse and co founder of the company.

Nandan has been involved in various initiatives of the central and state governments; He was the Chairman of the Government of India’s IT Task Force for power. Nandan has also served as a member of the subcommittee of the Securities and Exchange Board of India that dealt with issues related to Insider Trading, and as a member of the Reserve Bank of India’s Advisory Group on corporate governance.

Being the author of the book “Imagining India? Ideas for the New Century?” he has indepth knowledge on

1. Globalization, India’s demographic advantages.
2. India’s infrastructural challenges.
3. India’s issues such as conflicting political ideologies, labour reform and higher education.
4. India’s democracy and technology, health, pensions and entitlements, the environment and energy.

No doubt he is the right person to chair “unique identity Program” to address
The security concerns and many e-Governance services incorporating online verification of a person's identity.

Let us all wish Padma Bhushan Nandan to drive UID program successfully and help the country

Lift Please

After so many days I thought of pen down something in my blog. Being busy(Oh really ????) I was not even touched my blog for a year and felt some thing missing.

Last month I was going back to my place after office around 8pm from Hi-tech city to kukat pally via Hi-Tech city station. It is very common that few of the people will be waiting at cyber towers to go towards kukatpally(most of them to Hi-tech city station) and request for lift in bikes and cars.

I like to give lift to the needy but the question is to whom I have to give lift among them? Generally my methode to sort one person from the crowd will be like this

1. First I prefer the people who are thin (my Bajaj CT100 will cry if both are traveling on it are above 200kgs :-) )

2. Second I will look for the poor. mostly my choise will be people belong to construction work or security staff in the corporate companies near hitech city.

3. A third criteria is the one who is walking rather standing and expecting some one’s lift.

I will get satisfaction most of the times and few times punishments too
Let me explain one such situation:

One day I was on the way to office and near JNTU I saw a 10 years old boy expecting lift. I thought of giving him lift and stopped my bike and called that boy to come and sit.
I surprised to see along with this child another 18 year boy also occupied my back seat.

With his attire of black dress(usually lord sabarimali ayyappa devotees wear black dress)I understand that he is a devotee and I doubted he is not a true devotee. But i don’t have guts to ask that guy to get down(who like to mess with lord ayyappa??).

i started moving.........

few minutes that devotee(i dont think he is a fraud) has started his speech about praying methods and his plans to go kerala etc continuously.

Literally it was a torture and I thought of asking him to get down twice before reaching hitech city. Because of that child i was bearing him. When I reached hitech city this guy has asked me to provide INR 500 towards his expenses to go sabari(Kerala) .

I got angry but being coward to mess up with god I have contributes INR 100 and said bye bye.

So bottom of the story: judge people before giving lift to them