www.saferindia.com

This is an important information about a web site called as www.saferindia.com

This is a site of an NGO started by Ms Kiran Bedi you can go
to this site an log your complaint regarding any crime if the police at
your place is not accepting your complaint. Then this NGO will mail
your complaint to the DGP of your area. You can also use this mail as
the legal document in case of filing a case in the court of judgment.

This is to be noted that this site is directly administered by
Ms Kiran Bedi so all your mails directly goes to her .

Plz spread this information in your network so that any one in need
can go to this site and launch his/her complaint.

Happy Pongal

Bajji Vs Australia

<strong>Match in Court ???? Bajji Vs Australia !!!!!!!!!!????????????? ;)

Ponting and Co

Procter:Did you call Symonds as Monkey?
Bhajji: No,I called a monkey as Symonds.
Procter:So you did
Bhajji : (Silence)
Procter : How dare,you insulted a monkey.You are banned for 3 matches.
Bhajji : Sad
Ponting& Co : !!???
Ponting : hey, Symonds.What he said?
Symonds : What ever,he is banned.You can bat well next game.
Ponting : No,Anil is also there,ask him whether he can ban him also.
Symonds : We'll see in next match,if he takes your wicket,we'll complain.
Ponting; Then ok. Come


;-) :-)

After watching the test match, I feel some rules have to be incorporated by ICC to give the other teams a perfect clarification

(1) Ricky Ponting – (THE TRULY GENUINE CRICKETER OF THE CRICKET ERA AND WHOSE INTEGRITY SHOULD NOT BE DOUBTED ) should be considered as the FOURTH UMPIRE. As per the new rules, FOURTH UMPIRE decision is final and will over ride any decisions taken by any other umpires. ON-FIELD umpires can seek the assistance of RICKY PONTING even if he is not on the field. This rule is to be made, so that every team should understand the importance of the FOURTH UMPIRE .

(2) While AUSTRALIAN TEAM is bowling, If the ball flies anywhere close to the AUSTRALIAN FIELDER(WITHIN 5 metre distance), the batsman is to be considered OUT irrelevant of whether the catch was taken cleanly or grassed. Any decision for further clarification should be seeked from the FOURTH UMPIRE. This is made to ensure that the cricket is played with SPORTIVE SPIRIT by all the teams.

(3) While BATTING, AUSTRALIAN players will wait for the ON-FIELD UMPIRE decisions only (even if the catch goes to the FIFTH SLIP as the ball might not have touched the bat). Each AUSTRALIAN batsman has to be out FOUR TIMES (minimum) before he can return to the pavilion. In case of THE CRICKETER WITH INTEGRITY, this can be higher.

(4) UMPIRES should consider a huge bonus if an AUSTRALIAN player scores a century. Any wrong decisions can be ignored as they will be paid huge bonus and will receive the backing of the AUSTRALIAN team and board.

(5) All AUSTRALIAN players are eligible to keep commenting about all players on the field and the OPPONENT TEAM should never comment as they will be spoiling the spirit of the AUSTRALIAN team. Any comments made in any other language are to be considered as RACIALISM only.

(6) MATCH REFREE decisions will be taken purely on the AUSTRALIAN TEAM advices only. Player views from the other teams decisions will not be considered for hearing. MATCH REFREES are to be given huge bonus if this rule is implemented.

(7) NO VISITING TEAM should plan to win in AUSTRALIA.. This is to ensure that the sportive spirit of CRICKET is maintained.

(8) THE MOST IMPORTANT RULE : If any bowler gets RICKY PONTING - "THE UNDISPUTED CRICKETER WITH INTEGTIRY IN THE GAME OF CRICKET" more than twice in a series, he will be banned for the REST OF THE SERIES. This is to ensure that the best batsman/Captain will be played to break records and create history in the game of CRICKET.

These rules will clarify better to the all the teams VISITING AUSTRALIA.

History does have its lessons

History does have its lessons

Next time someone starts to spread gossip, think of this:

In ancient Greece (469 - 399 BC), Socrates was widely lauded for his
wisdom.

One day the great philosopher came upon an acquaintance who ran up to
him excitedly and said, "Socrates, do you know what I just heard about
one of your students?"

Wait a moment," Socrates replied. "Before you tell me I'd like you to
pass a little test.It's called the Triple Filter Test."

"Triple filter?"

"That's right," Socrates continued. "Before you talk to me about my
student let's take a m! oment to filter what you're going to say. The
first filter is Truth. Have you made absolutely sure that what you are
about to tell me is true?"

"No," the man said, "actually I just heard about it and..."

"All right," said Socrates. "So you don't really know if it's true or
not. Now let's try the second filter, the filter of Goodness. Is what
you are about to tell me about my student something good?"

"No, on the contrary..."

"So," Socrates continued, "you want to tell me something bad about
him, even though you're not certain it's true?"

The man shrugged, a little embarrassed.

Socrates continued. "You may still pass the test though,because there
is a third filter - the filter of Usefulness. Is what you want to tell
me about my student going to be useful to me?"

"No, not really..."

"Well," concluded Socrates, "if what you want to tell me is neither
True nor Good nor even Useful,! why tell it to me at all?"

The man was defeated and ashamed.

This is the reason Socrates was a great philosopher and held in such
high esteem.

It also explains why he never found out that Plato (his student) was having an affair with his wife.

Welcome 2008

2007.....a year to cherish.....

2007 was when.........

when we

started earning .........

when we made new amazing friends.....

when some of us moved to a new city.....

when some of us celebrated our 22

nd or 23 rd birthdays.....

when we waved good bye to our buddies leaving to the states for higher studies...

when some of us fell in love........

when some of us got married

,engaged ......

when some of us fell out of love

when some of us got hurt

2007 when

when we would have made mistakes

when we made life decisions.......

when these decisions turned out to be a tragedy

when some of us felt lonely ....

when some of us made an amazing friends in a new city

when some of us would have learnt to be stronger.....

when some of us would have realized that everything happens for a reason.....

when some of us let out our anger.....

when some of us never opened up to our friends about how

we felt....

when some of us felt so glad and happy to be the way they are.....

when we go out everyday and meet up with our friends...

when we had serious talks with our dad about our future.....

when we missed each other when we were at hometown………..

when we missed our mom here …..

when we cried for each other …….

When we celebrated our first Christmas with our friends ….

When we were jobless all the time in office ……..

When we walked around the streets late in the night ……

When we put budget for the next month (but strictly not following it)

Last year has taken us through all our ups and downs we faced in our life...

2008.......one more year .....a year to....

To find our life partner (might be)

to smile........

to let people know how much u care...

to learn from our mistakes.......

to cry when we are feeling down.....

to follow our dreams.......

to fight against everything for our dreams to come true.....

to be more confident.........

to be more strong at heart and mind.....

to enrich our knowledge.........

to make others happy....

Lets take each day as it comes........

Forget about the downs we came across in the past year........

And remember every lesson we learnt through them........

Lets Enjoy Life to The Fullest............

Lets Be thankful for every day.....

All the Very Best For The Year to Come.....

WE guys are going to definitely Rock this year........




All The Best for 2008.

BIHARI ENGLISH

School Master from a remote rural area in Bihar was transferred to a
new school in Mumbai. He reported for duty two days after actual date of joining.

Consequently was asked for explanation in writing. His explanation was:

Deer sur,

"This is my first vijit to Bombai. If small small mistakes get inside my
letter, I ask pardon. Stickly speaking, I wanted to joint your school more
fastly, but for the following reason, too much time lost in getting
slipper reservation in three-tyre compartment. I was with 3 tickets to I,
my sun and my wife.

But in the train a person was lieng on the birth of my sun.

I put complaint on station master- "A person who is lieying above my wife
is not giving birth to my sun".

He said I to go to lady clerk.

At first she also rejected. I then pressed her for long time and at last
with great difficulty she gave a birth to my sun. Anyway I thanked the
station master because he was responsible for getting birth of my sun.

I hope u will see my hole story and late me first time I am now ending
this fastly.

May God blast you?"
______________________________

Enjoy with What you Have

Self Motivation

WORST VIRUS EVER

CNN Announces - WORST VIRUS EVER


A new virus has just been discovered that has been classified by Microsoft as the most destructive ever. This virus was discovered yesterday afternoon by McAfee .
This virus simply destroys Sector Zero from the hard disk, where vital information for its functioning are stored. This virus acts in the following manner:
It sends itself automatically to all contacts on your list with the title:
"A Card for You".

As soon as the supposed virtual card is opened the computer freezes so that the user has to reboot.
When the ctrl+alt+ del keys or the reset button are pressed, the virus destroys Sector Zero, thus permanently destroying the hard disk.
Yesterday in just a few hours this virus caused panic in New York , according to news broadcast by CNN.

This alert was received by an employee of Microsoft itself.

So don't open any mails with subject: "A Virtual Card for You. " As soon as you get the mail, delete it !! Even if you know the sender !!!

Please pass this mail to all you know.

Very interesting...........

Very interesting...
short story.....

Five cannibals (Man eaters) get appointed as programmers in an IT company. During the welcoming ceremony the boss says: "You're all part of our team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the company canteen for something to eat. So don't trouble the other employees". The cannibals promise not to trouble the other employees.

Four weeks later the boss returns and says: "You're all working very hard, and I'm very satisfied with all of you. One of our developers has disappeared however. Do any of you know what happened to her?" The cannibals disown all knowledge of the missing developer. After the boss left, the leader of the cannibals says to the others: "Which of you idiots ate the developer?"

One of the cannibals raises his hand hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals says: "You FOOL! For four weeks we've been eating team leaders, managers, and project managers and no-one has noticed anything, and now YOU ate one developer and it got noticed. So hereafter please don't eat a person who is working."

R U Busy?

> SATAN'S MEETING: (Read even if you're busy. Very
> well
> written.)
>
> Satan called a worldwide convention of demons.
>
> In his opening address he said,
>
> "We can't keep people from going to pray."
>
> "We can't keep them from reading their holy books
> and
> knowing the truth."
>
> "We can't even keep them from forming an intimate
> relationship with their GOD."
>
> "Once they gain that connection with GOD, our power
> over them is broken."
>
> "So let them go to their prayers; let them have
> their
> covered dish dinners, BUT steal their time, so they
> don't have time to develop a relationship with
> GOD.."
>
> "This is what I want you to do," said the devil:
>
> "Distract them from gaining hold of their GOD and
> maintaining that vital connection throughout their
> day!"
>
> "How shall we do this?" his demons shouted.
>
> "Keep them busy in the non-essentials of life and
> invent innumerable schemes to occupy their minds,"
> he
> answered.
>
> "Tempt them to spend, spend, spend, and borrow,
> borrow, borrow."
>
> "Persuade the wives to go to work for long hours and
> the husbands to work 6-7 days each week, 10-12 hours
> a
> day, so they can afford their empty lifestyles."
>
> "Keep them from spending time with their children."
>
> "As their families fragment, soon, their homes will
> offer no escape from the pressures of work!"
>
> "Over-stimulate their minds so that they cannot hear
> that still, small voice."
>
> "Entice them to play the radio or cassette player
> whenever they drive." To keep the TV, VCR, CDs and
> their PCs going constantly in their home and see to
> it
> that every store and restaurant in the world plays
> non-biblical music constantly."
>
> "This will jam their minds and break that union with
> God."
>
> "Fill the coffee tables with magazines and
> newspapers."
>
> "Pound their minds with the news 24 hours a day."
>
> "Invade their driving moments with billboards."
>
> "Flood their mailboxes with junk mail, mail order
> catalogs, sweepstakes, and every kind of newsletter
> and promotional offering free products, services and
>
> false hopes.."
>
> "Keep skinny, beautiful models on the magazines and
> TV
> so their husbands will believe that outward beauty
> is
> what's important, and they'll become dissatisfied
> with
> their wives. "
>
> "Keep the wives too tired to love their husbands at
> night."
>
> "Give them headaches too! "
>
> "If they don't give their husbands the love they
> need,
> they will begin to look elsewhere."
>
> "That will fragment their families quickly!"
>
> "Give them distractions to distract them from
> teaching
> their children the real meaning of life."
>
> "Even in their recreation, let them be excessive."
>
> "Have them return from their recreation exhausted."
>
> "Keep them too busy to go out in nature and reflect
> on
> God's creation.
>
> Send them to amusement parks, sporting events,
> plays,
> concerts, and movies instead."
>
> "Keep them busy, busy, busy!"
>
> "And when they meet for spiritual fellowship,
> involve
> them in gossip and small talk so that they leave
> with
> troubled consciences. "
>
> "Crowd their lives with so many good causes they
> have
> no time to seek power from GOD."
>
> "Soon they will be working in their own strength,
> sacrificing their health and family for the good of
> the cause.."
>
> "It will work!"
>
> "It will work!"
>
> It was quite a plan!
>
> The demons went eagerly to their assignments causing
> people everywhere to get busier and more rushed,
> going
> here and there.
>
> Having little time for their God or their families.
>
> Having no time to tell others about the power of GOD
> to change lives.
>
> I guess the question is, has the devil been
> successful
> in his schemes?
>
> You be the judge!!!!!
>
> Does "BUSY" mean: B-eing U-nder S-atan's Y-oke?
>
> Please pass this on, if you aren't too BUSY!
>
> May be you are also a victim as I am......

Nayagara

*********
ఇదేమి అద్భుతం !
ఆ శిల అంచుల మీద
నీటిని ఆరవేసినదెవరు?

******
అందరూ చెప్పే సామెత
అబద్ధం
ఇక్కడ నిప్పు లెకుండానే
పొగ వస్తుందే!
*******
అదేమిటి
ఆత్మహత్య చెసుకునే నీళ్లకి
అంత ఆనందమా?
*******
ఇక్కడ నీళ్లు
ముత్యాల కోసం వెతకాలని
దూకుతున్నాయా????

Happy Dipavali

Shekar Kammula Happy Days

Story

Chandu (Sandesh), Rajesh (Nikhil), Shankar (Vamsi Krishna), Tyson (Raahul), Madhu (Tamanna), Appu (Gayatri Rao) and Sangeeta (Monali Chowdary) are a bunch of freshers in a college. They all together make a fine gang. Chandu - Madhu, Rajesh - Appu Shankar - Sangeeta soon build up their relation and become pairs. Tyson - a nerd with a heart of gold - ends up falling in love with a senior Sravanthi (Sonia). The rest of the story is how they spend their four years of their education in the campus and express love for their respective dear ones.

Artists Performance

Main male leads: This film boasts of perfect casting. You see characters, not the actors. All the new comers performed in an extremely natural way. And by the time movie ends, we end up understanding the characteristics and traits of each and every one. As per the footage and likeability of the character is concerned Varun Sandesh takes the top ranking. He is extremely lovable and his striking resemblance to hero Siddhardh is an added advantage. He understood the character very well. The next is Raahul. Lots of credit should be given to Sekhar Kammula for penning such a beautiful character and Raahul suited it to the tee. Nikhil is pretty good as the tapori. He got considerable importance towards the latter half of the second half. Vamsi Krishna is a pretty good actor, but did not get enough scope to perform. The two guys who had donned the role of seniors are good.

Main female leads: Tamanna is the main heroine of the film. She is very good and she oozed natural expressions in all her scenes. Gayatri Rao is also very natural and likable. However, it is Sonia who steals the show with her extremely natural and at times subtle expressions. Monali Chowdary is good as the bad girl. Kamalinee Mukherjee did the role of an extremely glamorous lecturer and she dubbed her own voice. She is cool.
Technical Departments:

Story - screenplay - direction: There is not much of a story in this film. It is about the love of four couples spread over four years. What makes the big difference to this simple and plain story is director's ability to create interest throughout the film with neat screenplay. He brought out tremendous emotion in the scenes of separation and reunion between the pairs

The following scenes standout:

1. The separation scene of Tyson and Sravanthi is very fascinating.
2. Rajesh’s reaction after he beats up his friend Shankar.
3. The way he ended the love thread between Tyson and Sravanthi. If Sravanthi accepted Tyson's love, then it would appear that the director is giving messages that it is ok to love your senior girls in the college.

The following dialogues are so meaningful and true:

1. Love and fear can never coexist.
2. A boy's character is judged by the kind of girls he roams with.
3. The college life may fail you to achieve great academic rewards, but it will definitely give you the ability to achieve any thing.
4. College Days are Happy Days. The days that follow college days are purposeful days.

However the following aspects of the film are unwarranted:

1. Rajesh's hair style in the beginning appears artificial. And he keeps using Telangana dialect though he is from Proddutur (Rayalaseema).
2. Tyson doing some scientific tricks. The extent of the tricks should have been limited.
3. The character of Panduranga Rao was introduced well. But there is no ending to that character.

I could not resist from bringing the comparison of the ego clash between lead pair in this film to that of Kushi film. In that film Bhumika Chawla had a clash with Pawan because he peeked at her midriff. In this film the ego clash comes out because the guy wants to kiss the girl.

Other departments: Music of the film is excellent and the two songs in the first half (music + visuals) take you to the different level. Micky J Meyer is just superb. Other department that dominates the movie is great cinematography. Visuals are a feast to the eyes. Vijay C Kumar who followed single color pattern for Anand and Godavari came up with different color sceheme for this film so that the visuals match the vibrancy of college atmosphere. Editing by Marthand K Venkatesh deserves special mention. He made sure the scenes flow in the film is smooth.

Analysis: First half of the film is neat though some of us might feel that Sekhar Kammula kind of emotional scenes are not there. But in the second half of the film, he added good emotional episodes and made sure that you get connected with the film. The plus points of the film are direction, fresh cast, music, cinematography and editing. On the flip side, the pace of the film slackens at times. Sekhar Kammula who did female oriented films like Anand and Godavari came up with a film of different genre this time. The genre might be changed, but his honesty and filmmaking abilities are in tact. If he sticks to his sensibilities, Sekhar Kammula can never make a bad film. Go and watch 'Happy Days'

What is ur ism???

You have two cows
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Chandrababuism : You have two cows in Vijayawada. You hook them to Internet and milk them from Hyderabad .

Jayalalithaism : You have two cows. You teach them to cry,"Ammaaaaaaa.. ." and fall at your feet.

Karunanidhiism : You have two cows. You give one to your son and the other to your nephew ..

Gandhism : You have two cows. But you drink goat's milk.

Indiraism : You have two bulls. You adamantly consider them as cows.

Lalooism : You have two cows. You buy Rs. 900 Crore worth of cattlefeed for them.

Rajnikantism : You have two cows. You throw them into air and catch their milk in your mouth.

Rajivism : You have two cows. You paint them both to get colourful milk .

Softwarism: (Ultimate....)

Client has 2 cows and u need to milk them.

1 . First prepare a document when to milk th em (Project kick off)

2 . Prepare a document how long you have to milk them (Project plan)

3 . Then prepare how to milk them (Design)

4 . Then prepare what other accessories are needed to milk them (Framework)

5 . Then prepare a 2 dummy cows (sort of toy cows) and show to client the way in which u will milk them (UI Mockups & POC)

6 . If client is not satisfied then redo from step 2

7 You actually start milking them and find that there are few problem with accessories. (Change framework)

8 . Redo step 4

9 . At last milk them and send it to onsite. (Coding ove r)

10. Make sure that cow milks properly ( Testing)

11. Onsite reports that it is not milking there.

12. You break your head and find that onsite is trying to milk from bulls

13. At last onsite milk them and send to client (Testing)

14. Client says the quality of milk is not good. (User Acceptance Test)

15. Offsite then slogs and improves the quality of milk

16. Now the client says that the quality is good but its milking at slow rate (performance issue)

17. Again you slog and send it with good performance.

18. Client is happy???

By this time both the COWs aged and cant milk.

(The software got old and get ready for next release repeat from step 1) !!!!!

కొత్త సీ(ఛీ)నిమాలండీ…

ఈ మద్య చిరు తనయుడి సిని అరంగెట్రం అదిరిపొయిందట,టి.వి లొ చెబుతున్నారు(చంపుతున్నారు) మరి

చిరుత - చిరంజీవి తనయుడు

ఈ క్రమంలొ ఆల్రడీ బుక్ అయిన మరికొన్ని సినిమాల పేర్లు.

ఉడుత - వెంకటేష్ తనయుడు

పిడుత - పవన్ కల్యాణ్ తనయుడు

మిడుత - మహెష్ తనయుడు

బుడుత - బాలక్రిష్ణ తనయుడు

ఇన్కా బుక్ అయిన సినిమాల పేర్లు.

నల్లి

పిల్లి

బల్లి

ఊసరవెల్లి

Have u ever heard about LPG cylinder's expire date. I also didn't know.

How to find LPG cylinder's expiry date?

Very important information.
Do you know that there is an expiry date (physical life) for LPG
cylinders?

Expired Cylinders are not safe for use and may cause accidents. In this
regard please be cautious at the time of accepting any LPG cylinder from
the vendor.
Here is how we can check the expiry of LPG cylinders:
On one of three side stems of the cylinder, the expiry date is coded
alpha
numerically as follows A or B or C or D and some two digit number
following
this e.g. D06.

The alphabets stand for quarters -
A for March (First Qtr)
B for June (Second Qtr)
C for Sept (Third Qtr)
D for December (Fourth Qtr)

The digits stand for the year till it is valid.
Hence D06 would mean December qtr of 2006.
Share this message with everyone you know, UR kind cooperation will save
life of many people and create awareness among the public.

Please do not accept the cylinder if the date has already expired.

"A" stands for the first quarter ie January to March and
"07" stands for the present year 2007.
We all were still confused with the terms used above.
A-07 indicates the expiry life of cylinder and not the GAS filled in it.
This cylinder should not be used and returned to the gas dealer.
Expired Cylinders are not safe for use and may cause accidents.
ALL concerned should take necessary steps.

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